jokes..

Would You Marry Again, Scummy
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, "Honey, ifI>died would you get married again?"
The man said, "No dear."
The woman said, "I'm sure you would."
So the man said, "Okay, I would"
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"
And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
And the man replied, "No, she's left handed--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->Joke of the Day>>A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes>into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do>whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be>strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering>in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me ifwe had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"